You May Be a Bliss Bunny If.......

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you think you are more spiritual than everyone you know.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you say "It's all Good" a lot.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you never seem to have steady employment.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you liked the "old Armand" better.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if; you use words like; vibration, aura, alignment, maya, illusion.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;   you give full body hugs to everyone you meet.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;   you insist on hugs to the right so you are "heart-to-heart".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you say "Cancel/Clear" when you hear anything negative.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you never show overt anger but use lots of passive/aggressive behaviour, ie. things come out sideways.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you take credit for "attracting" good things into your life but it's "Divine Order" when you don't get the desired result.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you are single because other people are too co-dependent.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if; you're constantly correcting all masculinity by making it feminine or adding female gender. (ie. Amen becomes Awomen or Aperson. God becomes God/Goddess, etc)

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you have changed your name at least once, especially if you changed it to Feather, Bliss, Joyful, Abundance, Peace or an east Indian name like Shakti, Shanti or Krishna or add "ananda" as in Armandananda.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you are unable to hear or read anything without translating it into words that are more positive or happy. 

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you are a vegetarian and righteous about it.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you rarely ever cry except for "tears of joy and gratitude".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you rarely allow yourself to express uncomfortable emotions.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you are constantly taking other people's inventory judging all their actions by your own righteous standards.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you speak in spiritual platitudes when something is bothering you.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if; your kids don't feel they can count on you and think you are a "flake".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you can't buy your clothes anywhere but Pyramid Collection and at New Age shops. (A and A)

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you think you are the happiest person you know.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  people follow you thinking you are a "Master" or are "enlightened"

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you tend to fear intimate connection.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you avoid commitment because you like to stay "in the Now".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you spend much of your time in ashrams and other spiritual centers.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you stare uncomfortably long into others' eyes.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  most people haven't a fucking clue what you are talking about.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you need to find a positive reason for everything that happens.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;   any of this bothers you.  This is almost a guarantee.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  your diet changes like the weather and includes lots of restrictions from foods that may be "too grounding".  OK, busted.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you believe that you have transcended your shadow or it doesn't affect you because it's an illusion.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you are scared to death of Pain, Sadness, Fear or Illness.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you avoid your biological family because they "bring you down".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  your finances are a mess because you will not buy into the illusion of lack.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you have a HUGE "sense of entitlement" because you are GOD.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you feel the need to be sexually free because it's more evolved than monogamy.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you believe in reincarnation and that this will be your last lifetime.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you have lots of sacred cows.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  when confronted, you say "that's your projection".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  spiritual laws pertain to others but you have risen above them.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you constantly feel that others are judging you.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  one day everyone will come around to your philosophy just like realizing the earth is round.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you use superlatives a lot. (ie, this is the best day ever; that was the most amazing speaker; this new workshop blows all others away;  this healing modality is the best; you are the worst, best, or least-evolved person I know.)  OK, busted again.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you avoid all media for fear it will take you out of  "la la land".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you can't think about poverty, rape, murder, etc because "it's not your problem".

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you never express despair.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you don't seem to have any long-term relationships.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you say "All is Well" even in the light of human tragedy.

You May Be a Bliss Bunny if;  you can't stand Bliss Bunnies. OK, busted again.

Here are some definitions of  Bliss Bunny:  1. one who avoids uncomfortable emotions at all costs. 2. one who pursues ecstatic states obsessively. 3. one who is addicted to bliss; 4. one who just wants to have a good time.